"I can believe anything, provided it is incredible." ~ Oscar Wilde
"It is to the poet a thing of awe to find that his story is true." ~ Isak Dinesen
“Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book.” ~ Marcus Tullius Cicero
“Women: You can't live with them, and you can't get them to dress up in a skimpy Nazi costume and beat you with a warm squash.” ~ Emo Phillips